Cut Your Front Desk Costs 60% | NakedMKTG

Stop Wasting $40,000/Year on Your Front Desk.

Get a 24/7 AI Concierge that handles calls, texts, bookings & questions—so your team can actually enjoy the resort.

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You're Losing Money Every Time the Phone Rings

Your volunteer staff is overwhelmed and burnt out. They signed up to help with events and maintenance—not answer the same 47 questions about "what if I get aroused?" for the 10th time this week. Your best people are leaving.

You're paying staff $18-25/hour to answer repetitive questions. "What are your rates?" "Do you have day passes?" "Is it family-friendly?" These drain hours of paid labor that an AI could handle for pennies, not dollars.

Calls come in while you're busy, after hours, during meals... and you miss them. You're checking someone in, or enjoying dinner. Missed calls don't leave voicemails. They book with the resort that *answered*. You just lost $1,200 in weekend revenue.

Messages are scattered across 6+ platforms, leading to lost leads. Facebook DMs. Instagram messages. Google Business. Text messages. Email. Your website form. By the time you find and respond to them all, it's too late—they've already booked elsewhere.

Here's the truth: Every hour your staff spends on routine questions costs you $20-25. That's $800-1,000 per week. $3,200-4,000 per month. $40,000+ per year.

And that doesn't even count the revenue you're losing from missed calls and delayed responses. This isn't just an expense; it's a **hemorrhage** to your bottom line.

Imagine: Your Front Desk Works 24/7, Never Gets Tired, and Costs 90% Less.

That's exactly what the AI Resort Concierge System does. This isn't a basic chatbot. It's an intelligent virtual assistant trained specifically for naturist resorts that handles everything your front desk does—**automatically and flawlessly.**

90%+

of calls handled without human intervention

$2.8K+

average monthly savings in labor costs

24/7

coverage with zero overtime or sick days

How the AI Resort Concierge System Works (Your New Superpower)

🤖 AI Voice Assistant (Missed Call Text-Back)

When you can't answer the phone (at the pool, after hours, with a guest), your AI assistant instantly texts the caller: "Hi! Thanks for calling Sunny Pines Resort. We're with guests right now. What can we help you with?"

It then handles the entire conversation from there—booking, answering questions, or qualifying them for your team.

💬 Website Chat That Actually Converts (24/7)

Your AI assistant lives on your website, ready to answer questions 24/7. It knows your rates, policies, amenities, and how to handle nervous first-timers. It books appointments, answers objections, and captures contact info—even at 2 AM.

📱 Unified Inbox (All Messages in ONE Place)

Facebook, Instagram, Google Business, SMS, website chat—everything flows into one simple mobile app. No more juggling platforms. No more missed messages. Your entire communication hub in your pocket, instantly accessible.

📅 Automated Booking & Scheduling (No More Phone Tag)

Guests can book day passes, weekend stays, or tours directly through the AI—no phone tag, no back-and-forth emails. They pick their date, pay the deposit, and you get an instant notification. Done. Zero manual work for you.

⭐ Smart Review Collection (Build Your Reputation Autopilot)

After checkout, guests automatically get a simple text: "How was your stay at Sunny Pines?" One-tap to leave a 5-star review. No awkwardness, no exposure concerns—just authentic reviews building your Google reputation while you focus on guests.

📊 Member Communication Automation (Engage, Don't Exhaust)

Send event reminders, weather updates, and community announcements via text—with 98% open rates. Track who's coming to events. Collect RSVPs automatically. Keep members engaged and informed without lifting a finger.

Everything You Get When You Partner With NakedMKTG:

✅ Custom AI Training for Your Unique Resort (Value: Priceless) We program the AI with your specific rates, policies, amenities, and brand voice. It sounds like YOU, not a generic bot, understanding the nuances of your naturist community.

✅ 24/7 Phone & Text Coverage (Value: $4,000/month in labor savings) Missed call text-back system handles inquiries instantly when you can't answer. Never lose another lead to a competitor who picked up.

✅ Website Chat Widget Installation (Value: $500 Setup) We install and configure everything on your existing website. Works with any platform, seamlessly integrating into your current online presence.

✅ Unified Communication Hub (Value: 175+ hours/year saved) All messages from all platforms in one mobile app. Manage everything from your phone while you're managing the resort, giving you back precious time.

✅ Automated Booking System (Value: $1,200+ in recovered revenue/month) Guests book and pay deposits automatically, 24/7. Integrates with your calendar. No double-bookings, just confirmed revenue.

✅ Review Generation System (Value: Exponential Growth) Automatically requests 5-star reviews after stays, building your Google reputation on autopilot and attracting more guests without you asking.

✅ Member Communication Tools (Value: Stronger Community, Less Work) Broadcast texts, event RSVPs, and community updates—all automated. Keep members engaged without manual work, fostering loyalty.

✅ Live Dashboard & Analytics (Value: Data-Driven Decisions) See exactly how many inquiries you're getting, response times, booking rates, and revenue generated. Know your numbers in real-time, anytime, anywhere.

✅ Comprehensive Training & Ongoing Support (Value: Peace of Mind) We train your team on the system and provide ongoing support. You're never on your own; we're your partner in success.

✅ FREE Resort Operations Audit ($500 Value - Yours Today!) We analyze your current communication workflows and show you exactly where you're losing money and how much you'll save *before* you commit.

The Investment: A Small Cost for Massive Savings and Peace of Mind

Standard Setup Fee: $2,500

Special Offer Setup: $997

Then just $297/month

That's less than 15 hours of front desk labor. For unlimited 24/7 coverage that never calls in sick or complains.

Your Guaranteed ROI: If this system saves you just 10 hours of labor per week at $20/hour, that's $800/month in savings. You're profiting **$503/month** while getting infinitely better coverage than before.

🛡️ Our Unbeatable Triple Guarantee: We Take All the Risk.

1. 30-Day Results Guarantee: If the system doesn't save you at least 20 hours of labor OR capture 10+ qualified leads in the first 30 days, we refund your setup fee AND pay you $100 for your time. No questions asked.

2. 90-Day Value Guarantee: After 90 days, if you don't feel this is the single most valuable operational tool in your resort, just tell us. We'll refund your entire last month with zero hassle.

3. Cancel Anytime Guarantee: No long-term contracts, no hidden fees. If it's not working for you, cancel anytime after 90 days. We're confident you won't want to because you'll be too busy enjoying the savings.

Why NakedMKTG? Because We're One of You.

Here's something you need to know: NakedMKTG is the only local marketing agency run by a nudist that specifically helps nudist and clothing-optional resorts.

I'm not an outsider trying to profit from your community. I am one of you. I understand the unique challenges, the privacy concerns, and the culture that makes your resort special.

That's why I built this system. Not just to make money, but because I genuinely want to see this community grow and thrive. Every resort that closes is a loss for all of us. Every overworked volunteer who burns out is a tragedy.

I'm here to change that, providing you with tools that allow you to focus on what truly matters: your guests and your community.

Ready to Cut Your Labor Costs and Reclaim Your Time?

I personally customize each system for your resort's unique operations and culture. To maintain the highest quality and provide dedicated support, I can only onboard 3 new resorts per month.

🚨 Only 2 Spots Remaining This Month! 🚨

🤖 Get Your FREE $500 Operations Audit NOW →

Click above to schedule your free, no-obligation 30-minute resort operations audit. We'll show you exactly where you're losing money on labor and how much the AI system will save you. This audit alone is worth $500.