NakedMKTG
| Marketing for naturist resorts & member clubs | Mobile, AL · Est. 2025

Your guests already understand you. Most agencies don't.

Twenty-six years inside the naturist community. Twenty-four in Coast Guard aviation. One agency, built end-to-end for the resorts and member clubs that the rest of the industry doesn't know how to talk about.

26
Years inside the naturist community
24
Years U.S. Coast Guard aviation
1
Agency built only for resorts like yours
0
Annual contracts. Cancel anytime.
— 01 / Truth

A search problem,
not a culture problem.

You've been told marketing your resort means explaining what you are. It doesn't. Your future guests already know what they're looking for.
01What's true

They're already searching.

For "naturist resort Florida," for "clothing-optional weekend getaway," for "nudist campground near me." They're searching right now. They're finding your competitors first.

02Why they don't find you

The site, the profile, the silence.

Your site was built in 2012, your Google Business Profile hasn't moved in three years, and your last newsletter went out about a 2023 pancake breakfast.

03What this isn't

Not a culture problem.

Your community isn't misunderstood. It's just badly indexed. Schema markup, Core Web Vitals, citation hygiene. None of that is your job.

04What you actually need

Someone in the room with you.

You don't need a 40-page deck. You need someone who already knows the difference between AANR and TNS, and who can quietly fix the technical work while you run the resort.

— 02 / Founder

Twenty-six years in.
Twenty-four in uniform.
One mission now.

[ founder portrait ]

I'm Danny. I started visiting naturist resorts in my late teens. I joined the Coast Guard not long after. For most of my adult life, the two worlds ran in parallel — one taught me operational discipline, the other taught me what it means to belong to a community the outside world doesn't always understand.

In the Coast Guard I've spent more than two decades leading aviation operations. The work taught me a simple truth: the best systems are the ones that quietly do their job in the background. They don't need attention. They just work.

"The agencies that pitch you don't know the difference between Cypress Cove and a swingers' club. I do — and that changes everything."

Most agencies treat your resort like any other small business. They suggest hashtags that flag your account, photos that get suspended, ad copy that gets disapproved. They learn your industry by watching their campaign fail. I learned it by living in it.

Danny
Founder · NakedMKTG
Mobile, AL
— 03 / System

Six pieces, working quietly in the background.

None of these are exciting on their own. Together, they replace the four or five tools your resort doesn't have time to manage.
i

A site that loads in under two seconds

Mobile-first because that's how 65% of your guests are searching. Fast, structured, and indexable from the foundation up.

Performance · Schema
ii

Local SEO that respects your privacy

Ranking for the searches your future guests actually make — without the keyword tactics that get resorts deindexed.

Search · Local
iii

Booking & reservation automation

Cabin holds, day passes, event RSVPs without picking up the phone. Your front desk gets evenings back.

Bookings · Ops
iv

Member & guest communication

Welcome flows, event reminders, post-visit reviews — the right message, the right moment, on autopilot.

Email · SMS
v

Google Business Profile that ranks

Most resort GBPs are abandoned. I optimize the listing, manage Q&A, and build a steady stream of authentic reviews.

Profile · Reviews
vi

Local citations & consistency

Name, address and phone matched across 50+ directories. Cleaned once, then quietly monitored.

Citations · Trust
— 04 / Process

Four steps. No surprises.

No pitch deck, no NDA, no annual contract. You can stop after step one. Most owners don't.
Step 01 / 04
Total · ~21 days

A 30-minute call.

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Step 01 · The call
— 05 / Pricing

Three ways to bring me in. No annual contracts.

Priced for resorts that actually exist — small family-run operations, volunteer member clubs, and growing destinations alike. Cancel any time.

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No annual contracts. Cancel any time with 30 days notice — you keep everything I built.

Foundation

For resorts that need to stop bleeding leads.
$297/mo
No setup fee

Full System

For resorts running like a business.
$997/mo
$497 setup
Performance audit & fixes
Google Business optimization
Review request system
Missed-call SMS recovery
Local SEO content
Email campaigns & events
Quarterly strategy review
Booking & reservation system
Membership management
AI front-desk inquiries
Direct line to Danny
Email
Anytime
— 06 / FAQ

Real questions from real owners.

No — but only if it's built correctly. Google distinguishes between naturist/lifestyle content and adult content. Most penalties happen because of poor structure, wrong schema, or photos hosted incorrectly. I build sites that comply with Google's content policies from the foundation up. I've never had a client suspended.

The Foundation tier was built specifically for member-run clubs. For most volunteer boards, the fee is recovered within the first month from improved member retention and event attendance. I also work with non-profits on adjusted terms.

The agencies that burned you had no skin in your community. They'd never sat at your pool. I've been a member of resorts like yours for 26 years. If I let you down, I lose more than a client — I lose people I'll see at events for the rest of my life.

Honestly, no. I'm a one-person shop, and social done well needs daily attention. What I will do is point out the platform pitfalls that get naturist accounts suspended, and build the website, SEO, email and booking systems that actually drive reservations.

You give 30 days notice and you keep everything I built — your site, domain, contact list, booking data. There are no annual contracts and no buyout fees. If I'm doing my job, you won't want to leave.

No, but it's where I started and where I have the deepest network. I currently take clients anywhere in the U.S. The 26-year community context applies regardless of geography.

— Let's talk

A 30-minute call.
No pitch. No pressure.

Tell me about your resort. I'll tell you what I see, what I'd change, and whether I'm the right fit. If I'm not, I'll point you somewhere better.

Book the call